Kourtney Kardashian's Post-Baby Abs Are So Flat It's Really Kind of Unfair (PHOTO)

If Hollywood were to remake The Incredible Shrinking Woman, they should seriously consider casting Kourtney Kardashian. The mother of three (yes, multiple humans have come out of this body) posted a pic to Instagram on Thursday, and her abs are ah-mazing. No, like really, really ah-mazing, people!


After each pregnancy, Kourt is quite vocal about her efforts to turn back time to her pre-baby body, and she always succeeds. And let's be honest, we'd totally hate her for it, but instead, we're choosing to use her as fit-spiration ... as soon as we devour one last chocolate bar.

Hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on Took a look in the mirror said what's up?

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

Um, are you even believing this? How in the hell is her stomach that flat?!?

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And as if her figure wasn't enough to make us crazy envious, she's posing in what appears to be the closet of our dreams -- a huge, organized, plentiful closet.

You're killing us, Kourtney. Killing us! Will you at least share whatever magic potion your drinking with the rest of us so we have a shred of hope of looking that good?

Are you jealous of Kourt's fit body?


Image via Timothy White/E!

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