Kim Kardashian's Hilarious Letter to Her Future Self Has a Few Gaping Omissions

Kim Kardashian has written a letter to her future self, and it's just about as Kim Kardashian as you can get. First off, she didn't just write it, she narrated it, because let's face it -- the lady likes to be on camera. She also worried that selfies might be out in ten years, or that she might not still be on fleek.

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Kim is obviously cooler than me, because I had to look "fleek" up on Urban Dictionary. It means to be on point, or "cool," as us 90's kids used to say. I guess I'm a bit behind the times.

Anyway, Kim did the video for Glamour.com, and it's a must-read-listen.

"Dear Kim," she begins, looking gorgeous as usual. "When you read this, you'll be 10 years older in the year 2025. I hope this is where you are. When it comes to how you feel about your body, remember to be kind to yourself and enjoy how you look now because you're not getting any younger."

"May you continue to feel blessed and grateful," she continued. "Since North is now 12, I hope you remember that preteens are going through a lot. I know junior high is really tough, so remember to have a lot of patience!"

She also gave shout outs to all her sisters -- Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie -- but somehow managed to skip over Rob. So I'm guessing that their feud or whatever is going on is still happening. Hey, I'd be upset if my brother skipped my wedding too!

Speaking of missing peeps to be mentioned ... there isn't anything for Caitlyn Jenner, nor for her hubs Kanye West. We'll just assume their presence in her life is a given 10 years from now.

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Anyway, she also had well wishes for her mom, Kris Jenner, and wondered if she's still doing the family's extravagant Christmas cards in a decade, and if so, how does everyone fit?

Then she got into her looks, even if she did say earlier that she hoped she was being kind to herself. She said to her 44-year-old self, "I trust that you will still be the queen of contouring ... May science invent a mysterious and delicious green juice to keep you tan forever. :) We both know that there are always so many haters out there and I just hope that you continue to ignore them and focus on everything positive."

The whole thing is just awesomely Kim Kardashian.

What would you write to your future self?

 

Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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