Kate Middleton & Prince William Are 'Moving' to The Hamptons This Summer

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Palaces and sprawling country estates can get boring, you know. Just ask Kate Middleton and Prince William, who are planning on moving this summer. OK! Magazine (who, let's be honest, isn't exactly the pillar of truth) is reporting that the Duke and Duchess may move to the Hamptons for the summer. As in America. As in not that far from me. As in I'm totally stalking them. 

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The mag is claiming that William and Kate have always wanted to own a home abroad, so, you know, the obvious choice was Long Island. Apparently, they'll be shacking up next to Steven Spielberg and Paul McCartney, and will spend the summer chowing down on Goop-prepared lobster rolls with Gwyneth Paltrow. Should be awesome. 

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OK also is claiming that the Queen is outraged over this move. "The Queen is not happy at all and that’s putting it mildly. She has all but forbidden this move, which she finds very low-class." I'm sure she does -- if this were true. I seriously doubt that Prince William and Kate Middleton are up and leaving England to spend the summer in New York. Maybe they'll be taking a trip there. But, moving there? Makes no sense.

I like to believe the "where there's smoke, there's fire" theory, so perhaps the Duke and Duchess are moving somewhere for the summer. But, it truly would be a shock if it were the Hamptons. The Duke and Duchess Take the Hamptons? Just doesn't sound right.  

Do you believe this poppycock?


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