Kim Kardashian's Sexy Plans for Kanye Are ... Ooh-La-La!

And here we thought they were going at it like rabbits. Apparently uncoordinated bunnies, because word at the gossip mill is that Kim Kardashian has hired a sex whisperer to help out her love life with Kanye West.

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How would you like to put that on your resume? Kim Kardashian's Sex Whisperer. Anyway, even though Kim recently told her sisters on an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she and Kanye were "having sex 500 times a day," the truth is much closer to zero.

A source revealed to OKMagazine, "They might talk the talk, but they're lucky if they have sex once a week." According to the insider, their rut has to do with their crazy busy lifestyle. "Things have been so tense between them and Kanye's completely exhausted because of all these new projects he's got on the go," they said, adding, "Kim's getting frustrated."

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In order to overcome this common relationship issue, Kim reportedly plans to hire "a sex 'whisperer'-type therapist to fix the problem." A sex therapist. Kim wants to hire a sex therapist.

Not only does she want to hire someone to help her and Kanye get it on, she also "wants to include some of their sessions in KUWTK's storyline." Of course she does. Lady loves the limelight after all, and it's not like Ms. Nudity 2015 has an issue with over-sharing.

Plus they're going to need to do it more than once a week if they're hoping for a little sibling for North. At least a few times one week out of the month, when Kim is ovulating. The couple is famously trying for a second, and even though rumors flare up every few weeks, so far there's no pregnancy in sight.

Well, whatever floats your boat, right?

What do you think of Kim Kardashian's plans to hire a sex whisperer?

 

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