Kate Middleton's Pregnancy Just Got a Whole Lot More Stressful

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If you're a discreet person who's happened to find themselves unemployed, this could be your lucky day. According to reports, Prince William and Kate Middleton are looking for a housekeeper. The Duke and Duchess placed an advertisement in the high profile magazine, The Lady, for someone to help look after their Anmer Hall home. The ad doesn't list them by name, but instead reads the following:


A large family home in Norfolk is looking for a loyal and discreet housekeeper. Duties include cleaning all areas of the house to a high standard; caring for and maintaining the home owners’ clothing; cleaning silverware and glassware; purchasing groceries and general provisions for the house; and dealing with deliveries.

Large family home in Norfolk? Polishing silverware? This is totally the Duke and Duchess. I mean, sheesh, they may as well have just said: "Candidates also must be willing to play sock puppets (with silly voices!) for a toddler boy who answers to the names 'Prince' or 'George.'"

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It has to be slightly nerve-wracking for Kate to be looking for a housekeeper now. I mean, I'm sure she won't have a problem finding someone, but to have to worry about things like who will be cleaning your glassware when you're so far along in your pregnancy has to be stressful.

Hang in there, Kate! I'm confident you'll find a suitable candidate before you know it. And if no one meets your standards I know a certain discreet blogger who would be happy to fill in in the interim. Email me.

Would you want to be Kate's housekeeper?


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