Kim Kardashian's Latest Photoshop Fail Is As Vain As It Gets

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Whether you have her poster up in your room because you love her or because you want to throw darts at it, there's not denying that there's one thing Kim Kardashian is good at: Selfies. In every photo Kim posts, she looks flawless. But, there may be a reason for that -- other than, you know, the fact that she's gorgeous. A source is claiming that Kim hired someone to retouch all of her selfies. Ridiculous? Yes. But, really, would you put it past Kim?

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According to the source, Kim pays this mysterious person $100,000 a year and she sends him or her all of her selfies before she posts them to Instagram. He or she then quickly retouches them and sends them back to her to post within a half hour. Evidently, the originals Kim sends are then destroyed, and of course, this person has a non-disclosure agreement and can never reveal the originals.

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A source close to Kim calls the rumor "insane," and even though I wouldn't put much past Kim when it comes to looking good, I tend to agree: This does sound insane. Also, let's not forget about the fact that Instagram already has a million filters/retouchers to choose from, so it's not like Kim can't doctor up her own photos. The woman clearly knows her way around a phone.

If there's any truth to this rumor at all, I just want to say one thing: I want this job. Kim, if you're reading this, I don't know much about Photoshop (now), but I'm willing to learn. I will gladly sit around and wait for you to text me pictures of yourself for $100,000 a year. And I promise you, I would never tell a sole. Consider it. If, you know, this is true.

Do you believe this rumor is true?

 

Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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