Justin Bieber Comedy Central Roast: 10 Celebs We Want to See Skewer Him (PHOTOS)

Kelly Bryant | Jan 21, 2015 Celebrities

Over the years Justin Bieber has accumulated his fair share of enemies, so perhaps he should have thought twice before begging Comedy Central to roast him because it's all happening.

The channel announced it's all systems go on a Biebs roast, which has taken shots at both Charlie Sheen and James Franco, among others, in the past. Though the scheduled air date of March 7 is a ways away, we've put together our wish list of famous folks to roast the pop singer. Be afraid, Justin. Be very afraid.

 

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  • Seth Rogen

    1

    Seth Rogen is funny, and his distaste for Bieber is even funnier, telling Howard Stern, "I've met him a few times. He's a good example of someone who you meet who you think you are going to hate and then you get to hate him as much as you thought. You meet him and he lives up to every one of your expectations of how you hope he'll be." Bring it, Seth!

  • Will Smith

    2

    Justin is thick as thieves with Will Smith's son Jaden, so it stands to reason the movie star would have some highly embarrassing stories to share. If he could deliver the barbs in retro Fresh Prince style, that would be even better!

  • Orlando Bloom

    3

    Orlando Bloom seems so lovely and mild-mannered, it's hard to believe he could have beef with anyone, but he did get into a scrape with Justin Bieber in Ibiza, allegedly over Miranda Kerr. We'd like to see Orlando get some verbal punches in at the Roast.

  • Kirstie Alley

    4

    Kirstie Alley, on the other hand, has nothing but love for Justin, telling The Rachael Ray Show she'd totally make out with the pop singer when playing the game Marry, Make Out, or Move On. "Let's go ‘make out' first because we've all seen Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein ad. He's so handsome. What a handsome man. I'm just all over Justin Bieber. I want to make out with him." Surely Kirstie could come up with some awkwardly amazing zingers for her boy.

  • Chelsea Handler

    5

    There's no other reason for Chelsea Handler to act as a Roaster than because we miss her celebrity jabs on Chelsea Lately. Just give us one more round of Bieber jokes, please, Chelsea.

  • Keyshawn Johnson

    6

    Keyshawn Johnson had quite the bone to pick with Justin in 2013 when the star drove recklessly around their Calabasas, California, gated community. The former NFL player confronted Justin not long before cops showed up at the home responding to complaints. He definitely needs the opportunity to poke some fun at the singer.

  • Drake Bell

    7

    Drake Bell and Bieber appeared to have called a truce of sorts, ending an odd and long-running Twitter feud during which Drake told the singer he hoped he "died soon." But there have to be some things left unsaid that Drake is dying to get off his chest -- and this could be the perfect time to do it.

  • Patrick Carney

    8

    The Black Keys' drummer Patrick Carney found himself in hot water with Beliebers after telling paparazzi that Justin should be happy with his money and not so upset about a lack of Grammy noms in 2013, because the Grammys are for musical talent, after all. At first the musician appeared to apologize for his comments, but when fans attacked, he changed his Twitter handle to Justin Bieber and began poking fun at the singer and his followers.

  • Selena Gomez

    9

    Selena Gomez may sing "The Heart Wants What It Wants," but what we want is for the actress/singer to offer up some one-liners about the agony of dating Justin Bieber, who has never seemed good enough for her.

  • Taylor Swift

    10

    The only thing better than an ex-girlfriend taking cheap shots at the Biebs is letting her pal get in some digs. Taylor Swift never misses a beat and we think her thoughts on Justin would be particularly hilarious.

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