Teresa Giudice Is 'Phenomenal' in Prison -- Supposedly

Teresa GuidiceThose of us hoping karma is kicking Teresa Giudice's butt in prison might be disappointed with this news: Supposedly Teresa is doing fabulously in prison, thank you very much. Her lawyer told People magazine:

She's doing great. I got a series of emails from her and she is doing phenomenally. It seems like she is getting acclimated very well. She tells me that everybody is nice and everybody is treating her respectfully. She said both the staff and the inmates are being nice to her and that she is getting along fine.

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Oh, dang. We at least hoped for some teasing! Something! She's also reportedly inundated with fan mail, which has really cheered her up.

At least there's a possibility that Teresa is not happy with the prison food, nor with the ban on hair extensions. Insiders tell RadarOnline:

Teresa is not thrilled with the food. It’s extremely bland.

Well, at least she didn't get a used tampon in her sandwich, a la Orange Is the New Black. (That we know of!)

Teresa even wants to get a job in the kitchen so she can spice things up a bit. The silver lining: She joked with her family that she's going to lose a lot of weight.

She's also reportedly not happy with having her hair extensions confiscated since her hair is thinning. But does anyone really want to look that good in prison? Seems like the safer bet would be to downplay your looks. Unless you're looking for a girlfriend.

Anyway, I'm not surprised that Teresa is adjusting well. She's a tough New Jersey broad, what do you expect? She acts like she's in prison even when she's not.

Also, this report comes from her lawyer. What else is he going to say? That T is curled in a fetal position on her cot? Of course not. No matter how miserable Teresa might get, she's gonna come out and say what a wonderful learning experience it was and how she bonded with all of the women.

But let's hope she at least loses some sleep or cries over her grays or something. This is supposed to be prison, not a spa!

Are you surprised/disappointed/relieved to hear she's doing so well?


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