Taylor Swift Romancing Leonardo DiCaprio Is the Worst Idea Ever

Taylor SwiftTaylor Swift has famously not had the best luck with men. Whether it's Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, or Harry Styles, her relationships come and go quicker than a summer rain storm. Even Taylor has given up for the time being and says she's happy being single. Or is she?

Not sure how much to believe this rumor, but supposedly Tays has set her cap on a new man. Is it someone who has a sterling reputation for being awesome to the ladies? Well, of course not. What fun would that be? But you wouldn't think Taylor would want to jump from the frying pan into the fire -- but that's exactly what she's doing if her reported romancing of he-slut extraordinaire Leonardo DiCaprio has an ounce of truth to it.

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According to none other than the National Enquirer, Tays has been heatedly texting and trying to bag Titanic's leading man. Given that there's probably only one other person in Hollywood who has a worse relationship track record than Taylor -- and it's Leo -- this sounds like the worst idea since Coke decided to change its formula.

A source told the tabloid:

Taylor wants to make [Leo] her next conquest.

And apparently her BFFs Selena Gomez and Karlie Kloss are so worried they are about to stage a romance intervention and bundle her off to an island in the South Pacific. I joke about that last part, but you get my drift.

Leonardo is recently single again after (surprise!) breaking up with his latest Victoria's Secret model, Toni Garrn. I think she's something like the 12th VS model Leo has dated. Leo has a type and it's not short, squat nuclear scientists. And Leo, who just turned 40, is looking more like a homeless man than a ladies' man these days. (I suspect he's turning into Howard Hughes, whom he once played in a movie. Google late-life Howard Hughes and it's scary indeed!)

There really could not be a worse man Taylor could set her sights on -- unless she's just looking for another hit song.

Fortunately, HollywoodLife actually did a little digging and reports that the rumor is untrue. Whew! Shake it off, people!

Who should Taylor really date next?

 

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