Report That Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Got Married Can't Be True

Miley CyrusA new report from Life & Style magazine is claiming that Miley Cyrus and her new beau Patrick Schwarzenegger made it official and tied the knot in early December. Um ... OK. I thought Miley breaking off her engagement with Liam Hemsworth last year was a pretty clear indication she didn't want to get married any time soon, but maybe she just hadn't met the right guy yet?

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Is it possible that Miley is the latest addition to the Kennedy family tree? His mom Maria Shriver called President John F. Kennedy "Uncle Jack," as her mother was his sister.

According to sources, the 22-year-olds participated in a "booze-filled" ceremony earlier this month, officiated by one of the little people from her "Bangerz" tour, who just happened to be ordained as a minister.

The event supposedly took place in a friend's hotel suite in Miami, and "Patrick was giggling" with excitement. A source claiming to be close to Miley said, "A little person stripper pal of Miley's who’s ordained as a minister was waiting."

You know what? As crazy as Miley is, this might actually have happened. However, I'm inclined to believe that no official documents were signed, and they are just as married as I am to my first grade crush I married on the playground during recess.

They didn't even have real rings to exchange, apparently. Instead they used some of Miley's 24k gold rolling papers. They're reported to be from her own line, costing $65 for 12 sheets. Did anyone know that Miley Cyrus has her own line of 24k gold rolling papers? Learn something new every day, I guess.

Anyway, I'm calling BS on this one, but I guess only time will tell.

Do you think Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus got married?

 

Image via Miley Cyrus/Instagram

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