Kim Kardashian's 'Shredded' Dress Shows Off ... Everything! (PHOTO)

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What do Kim Kardashian and a paper shredder have in common? Both evidently got a hold of the same Juan Carlos Obando top and skirt. Kim was spotted wearing a gorgeous peach get-up in London a few days ago, and wow! Not only does she look absolutely stunning, it looks like Freddy Kruger helped tailor her outfit. This thing is shredded to pieces, leaving, as you may have surmised, extremely little to the imagination.

Hot dog! This is one sexay get-up. Even for Kim. Check it out:


Last nights look- Juan Carlos Obando top, skirt, coat #PeachyCreamyVibes #LondonVibes

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To be frank, I find this outfit a little ridiculous. I actually think it would be amazing if it weren't a separate top and bottom but instead one dress. But Kim looks so insanely incredible in this photo -- the hair, the nails, the makeup, the diva strut (ow!) -- that it's hard to even focus on what's wrong with what she's wearing. Damn you, Kim! You've bamboozled us once again with your dewy skin and shiny locks.

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Kim posts photos of herself to Instagram about 900 times a day, and usually, they're not super noteworthy. But I have to say, this pic was definitely one worth adding to her 'gram account, as she's never looked better -- even if her outfit did get caught in the garbage disposal on her way out the door.

I'm full of dress-shredding jokes, people. And I'll be here all week.

What do you think of Kim's skirt and top? (Be honest, do you think it would look better as a dress?)


Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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