Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott's Latest 'Scandal' Was Totally Staged

Tori and DeanDean McDermott recently quit Twitter forever (usually about a week in celebrity-land) because of the heat he was getting over visiting a sex shop while his wife, Tori Spelling, was laid up in the hospital with my-husband-is-making-me-sick-itis bronchitis. Given that Tori and Dean's marriage has basically imploded because Dean cheated on her, visiting a sex shop while she was seriously ill just seemed very crude and insensitive. But now there's a report that the whole thing wasn't that crude and insensitive -- in fact, the whole thing was staged by none other than Tori and Dean.

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A source told Star magazine that Tori and Dean are so hard-up for cash that they regularly stage photo-ops with the paps and split the profits, all the while complaining that the paparazzi are following them. And Dean's sex shop visit was one of those times. In fact, the source claims the whole idea was Tori's -- and that they knew, given Dean's cheating history, the photo would sell for good money. Geez, why not just have him come out of a brothel?

It's not a bad idea when you think about it. The photo was just salacious enough to grab attention -- but at the same time, Dean could have a good excuse for why he was there. He could say he was shopping for Tori! And, yep, that's exactly what he claimed -- saying on Twitter he had bought her a "gag gift" to cheer her up. Because nothing says "get well soon" like your cheating hubby giving you a dual-headed vibrating dildo.

The source says that the pair are so desperate for money that they would probably make a sex tape if they thought they could profit off it. Thank goodness no one would want to see that, or they might do it.

Having watched virtually all episodes of True Tori, it's fairly obvious that Tori often stages photo-ops. For one thing, the paps are always at her destination BEFORE she is. Are they psychic? But to be fair, a lot of celebs do this. After all, if you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.

But this just further proves the theory that the pair have no shame when it comes to making stuff up to get attention -- and that could include the whole cheating scandal. Asks the source:

Where is [Emily Goodhand]? Where are the pictures of her? Why can't you find anything about her on the Web?

Good question, source! Goooood question.

Even Tori's mom, Candy Spelling, says that the pair aren't exactly truthful. Dean recently said that Candy does not help them out financially, but Candy denies this and says she has. Granted, Tori and Candy don't have the best relationship, so it's hard to know who to blame here.

Hopefully, one of these days, Tori and Dean will realize that they are interesting people without all the so-called lies -- that people care about them even if there's no drama and cheating scandals.

Ha, of course, I'm lying.

Do you think they're making everything up about the cheating scandal?

 

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