Watch 13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Predict Her Future in Annoying Home Video

Kim Kardashian

You guys? I feel as though we've been presented with a gift from the heavens today. An old video of Kim Kardashian from 1994 has surfaced, taken when she was a mere 13 years old, and she's just as full of herself as you'd expect from a teenage version of ... Kim Kardashian.

ET dug up the vid and posted it in honor of Kim's 34th birthday, but after watching it, it's clear that it's a present for us ... not her.

(And on behalf of Kardashian fans everywhere, I thank you, ET.)

Get ready to see Kim in a way that's so damn annoying, you probably won't be sure whether to roll on the floor with laughter or cry out in pain.

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Yep. Did you catch that? She's the "dopest on the ropest." (Whatever the hell that means.)

Oh, and apparently we're supposed to "remember her as this beautiful little girl," you know, now that she's famous and all.

(Damn. Is she psychic or something?)

Sigh. I really hate to break it to her and ruin her day, but Kris Jenner is totally more dope than Kim in that vid, what with the way she went out and busted a move on the dance floor at the end of the clip. Nothing quite says party animal like cutting a rug at your daughter's eighth grade graduation.

What do you think of Kim's video?

 

Image via Entertainment Tonight/YouTube

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