Justin Bieber Completely Butchers Meghan Trainor's 'All About That Bass' in Remix

Justin BieberAs if we needed one more reason to vehemently dislike Justin Bieber. He done went and messed with our girl Meghan Trainor's mega hit song "All About That Bass." Bieber covered the song and totally ruined it. I'm putting my angry face on, Biebs!

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Bieber's cover of Trainor's No. 1 Billboard hit is a butchered, autotuned mess of awfulness that I can't unhear. It comes courtesy of hip-hop producer Maejor Ali, so if you need someone else to imagine punching in the neck should you manage to make it half way through this audio, it might as well be him.

Biebs basically repeats the chorus over and over, choosing only to add one other line from the song -- the only explicit one, of course. So basically he croons autotunes "I'm all about that bass, no treble/We know that s--t ain't real/ We know it's Photoshopped."

When you take away the context of the photoshopped line, it just doesn't make any sense! In the song, it's clearly talking about magazine models -- silicone stick figure Barbie dolls, if you will. But what the hell is Bieber talking about?

Anyway, the Biebs may being trying to appease his giant fan base (for the life of me, I cannot understand it) by putting some sound out there, since he hasn't released his own music since 2013. Probably because he's been busy getting into legal trouble and canoodling with Selena Gomez, who he has obviously magically enchanted into liking him somehow.

Take a listen, if you can stand it, but don't say you were never warned.

What do you think of Justin Bieber's cover of "All About That Bass"?

 

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