Jennifer Lawrence Really, Really Is the Anti-Gwyneth

jennifer lawrenceAmerica fell in love with Jennifer Lawrence quite some time ago so naturally the British chap and Gwyneth Paltrow ex Chris Martin took a little more time to do so. He had to get through some goop, I suppose. Now that he's consciously coupled with J. Law, we can expect a much different kind of union between these two. In fact, Jennifer is the anti-Gwyneth.

I certainly cannot imagine Gwyneth Paltrow farting and watching Real Housewives with a beer in hand and letting out a few burps. But that seems to be the kind of girl Jennifer is -- and that's what she looks for in an ideal mate. So we can assume she's doing all these things with Chris Martin who is undoubtedly de-Gwynified by now.

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It needs to be noted that Chris was once a vegetarian. Now that he and Gwynnie are no more, he's eating bacon, burgers, and meat galore. And perhaps that was part of the appeal Chris and Jennifer had for each other. Limiting herself just doesn't seem like a J. Law thing to do. 

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In Vanity Fair's November issue, Jennifer called the gluten-free diet "the new cool eating disorder, the 'basically I just don’t eat carbs.'" She's a funny one, isn't she? She also doesn't apologize for her taste for reality TV. She loves Real Housewives especially Miami, and also Dance Moms, Shark Tank, and Intervention. Honest. Real. A love of pasta and bread and the worst/best TV there is? Love her. She's never seemed fussy or uptight and this just further proves it. But she also admits that she wants a man who would fart in front of her.

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Jennifer told VF:

[I want someone who] isn't afraid to fart in front of me [rather] than to have big, passionate love. I'd rather have just a peaceful time. [Those relationships] are deeper because you can be your true self with somebody, and somebody can be their true self with you.

Wow. Somewhere Gwynnie is cringing right now. Or farting in solidarity. Who knows. Maybe I've read Paltrow all wrong. One thing is certain, Jennifer isn't going to battle with Gwyneth or with Chris. She finds fighting "unattractive" and I think we can all agree with that one.

What do you think of Jennifer's revelations? Doesn't she seem like the Gwyneth's opposite?

 

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