Amanda Bynes Says She's Engaged to 19-Year-Old Who Works in a Bait Shop

Amanda BynesWhat in the world is going on with Amanda Bynes? She was getting so much better! After her very public meltdown last year, the former Nickelodeon star entered rehab for psychiatric care, and then was released into the care of her parents.

She's basically flown under the radar ever since -- until her DUI arrest last week that is. She's been spotted once again acting erratically in public ... but maybe it's because she has pre-wedding jitters? That's right -- on Sunday, Bynes told In Touch reporters that she's engaged.


The 28-year-old spoke of her fiance Caleb, a 19-year-old bait shop worker who supposedly lives in Costa Mesa, California. She said, "I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f--- them, but I can now say I'm engaged -- get away from me ... I want to be married and I want to be away from people."

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Oh Lord. It sounds like she's having some sort of relapse. Before she hospitalized last year, she famously had some Twitter meltdowns, rantily and angrily mocking other celebrities.

But she was getting so much better! At least until the last week or so. Her parents have basically said they have no idea where she is or what she's up to, and there have been reports from witnesses saying she's talking to herself again. Some even say she was talking to trees in LAX on her way to New York City. 

Which is where she wants to settle, apparently. When discussing her California fiance, the troubled actress made it clear that she doesn't plan to stay on the left coast. Why NYC? She said because she "really [likes] walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive."

Not that not wanting to drive has anything to with her DUI arrest last week. "I really do not enjoy driving," she explained. "I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad."

Once the happy couple moves to New York, where Amanda will never have to look bad in a car again, she plans to start popping out baby boys. Her words. The dear. Does anyone else feel painfully bad for this girl?

"I want boys, for sure. However many I can pop out," she told In Touch. "I don’t want a gorgeous girl around. Then I [would] feel way jealous. Ew."


When asked if she'd be designing her own wedding dress (remember she enrolled in fashion school after getting out of the hospital), the answer was a toss-up. "I honestly would rather not [design my dress], but I'm so particular about how I look that I cannot imagine not designing it," she admitted. Oh Amanda. What in the world is going on with you?

Do you think Amanda Bynes is really engaged?


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