Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Move On As Chris Martin Hints He’ll Introduce Kids to JLaw (PHOTO)

I don’t care how amicable your split, if you’re in the process of getting a divorce, one of the last things you would likely want is to see your husband’s name all over the place. That goes double for on your underwear.

So you have to question why Gwyneth Paltrow is selling pretty panties on GOOP that feature the letters “gkpm” embroidered on them. That’s her old name, folks, “Gwyneth Katherine Paltrow MARTIN.”  While you can buy her plain-old undies for $35, her monogrammed panties are going to cost you: $75 for three pairs, to be exact. Maybe because they are part of a limited edition?


Sure, it’s entirely possible these items were manufactured before their “conscious uncoupling” in March, but if she wanted to, I'm sure Gwyneth had the power to pull them:

It’s not like she needs the money. Honestly, these panties probably wouldn’t have caused any stir at all if not for the unfortunate news this week that Chris is planning on introducing his new girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence to his children – soon.

They’ve only been dating for a few weeks, but the 37-year-old Coldplay singer is reportedly eager to introduce his 24-year-old love to Apple, 10, and Moses, 8. Although we hear Gwyneth is happy for her ex and the actress, she is apparently not thrilled that Chris is doing this so soon.

Can you blame her?

First of all, they only just got together. Like yesterday. Why not wait and see where the relationship goes before getting your children involved? And second, I’m guessing Apple is going to be smitten when she meets Jennifer. At her age, you know she’s probably in awe of all-things Katniss. I don’t care how confident she is in her own skin, it has to sting just a little for Gwyneth to know her children could totally fall in love with the woman who stole her ex-husband’s heart.

As for Gwyneth’s panties, my guess is that she simply isn’t ready to change her name and remove “Martin” yet. It’s a name she shares with her children. The monogrammed panties are not telling a story about her true feelings for her ex. They’re just panties.

What do you think about Gwyneth's monogrammed underwear and Chris wanting to introduce their children to Jennifer?

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