Miley Cyrus' Latest Look Was Easily Her Most Shocking Yet (PHOTO)

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We all know Miley Cyrus has been going to great lengths for some time now to erase all our memories of the gal who made her a star. But her latest move is so bold, not only will you forget all about Hannah Montana, but you won't even think about her twerking scandal either.

At an after-party for Alexander Wang‘s New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2015 show, the 21-year-old singer didn't just leave her bra at home, she ditched her shirt as well. The pop star wore only ice cream cone pasties covering her nipples as she partied the night away. 

While Fashion Week has never been the place where I, as a mom of three, look for realistic clothing inspiration, this is definitely going in my own personal "fashion don't" category.

Cyrus, of course, can (sort of) pull off this wacky look, but can you imagine if we moms tried it? Talk about taking "Mom, you're embarrassing me!" to new heights!

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Just imagine the looks you'd get at back-to-school night!?! Once you've given birth, nursed, and done it all over again, it's pretty hard to deny nature's gravitational pull. Or, as I like to say, "Cargo has shifted." You'd need triple-scoop sundaes for some moms. None of this single-serve kiddie cone pastie business. 

So, sure, Miley, enjoy it while it lasts! I couldn't help but think about model and actress Jerry Hall, who, after having four children, bared all in a London performance of The Graduate. One critic referred to her topless debut as "two fried eggs in the gloaming." Ouch! 

While breasts are natural and beautiful, sometimes it's best to leave something to the imagination! 

Would you ever wear pasties to a party?

 

Images @GettyImages/FrazerHarrison and Instagram/MileyCyrus 

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