Kate Middleton's Plans for Prince Harry's 30th Birthday Party Are Totally Inappropriate

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Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like Kate Middleton is taking a break from her royal duties in order to plan a rager of a party for Prince Harry's 30th birthday. According to reports, the Duchess is getting back to her party-planning roots by organizing a fete to remember at Kensington Palace for her brother-in-law, who turns the big 3-0 September 15.

The bash sounds like a lot of fun, but not something Queen Elizabeth would necessarily approve of. The party will reportedly be a nightclub-themed one, replete with sexy dancers, a "cocktail mixologist," coasters with embarrassing old photos of the prince emblazoned on them, and ... all of Harry's ex, and current, flames.

What could possibly go wrong?


Apparently, Kate plans on inviting both Chelsea Davy and Cressida Bonas to the affair, along with Harry's current-maybe lady, Camilla Thurlow. An inside source said, "Harry has no problem with seeing his exes all under the same roof. Let’s just hope they don’t either." I'm guessing if Chelsea and Cressida both go to the party (which, let's get real, who would skip a fun party at Kensington Palace?), they'll both be cool with one another, right? Then again, if the prince has a few drinks in him and starts, I dunno, making out with Thurlow, might not be the best of situations for Chelsea and Cressida.

I trust in Kate, though. And I presume she would only go through with something if she was confident it wouldn't turn into something messy and drama-filled. And if there's one royal event I hope we all get to see photos of this year, it's this. The official royal engagements are cool and all, but at how many of them feature Prince Harry with a lampshade over his head or Prince William with his tie wrapped around his forehead?

Do you think there will be drama at Harry's bash?


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