Robert Pattinson's & Kristen Stewart’s ‘Love Nest’ Makes Them Sound Together

Robert PattinsonRecently, Robert Pattinson confessed to Jimmy Kimmel that he's homeless, but apparently he may not be as homeless as he's letting on. In fact, he maybe he's homeless on purpose. Why? Because it gives him one helluva reason to call up Kristen Stewart and be all, "KStew, baby, I got nowhere to staaaaaaayyyyy ..." And Kristen is all, "RPattz, sweetie pie, come heeeeeerrrre ..." Seriously, apparently this is going on. Rob and Kristen are living together! Sorta.

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A source tells Hollywood Life:

Rob doesn’t have his own place in LA. When he’s in town, he sometimes stays at the Chateau Marmont and very often at Kristen’s when she’s out of town. This gives him the chance to hang out with Bear and Bernie.

Bear and Bernie are the two rescue pooches they adopted -- however, staying at KStew's pad also gives Rob a chance to:

a) go through Kristen's things

b) read her diary

c) check for hairs in the bathtub that don't look like they belong to Kristen

d) check the garbage for used condoms

e) spit on her bed

What? You don't think he does that stuff? Of course he does!

Does this mean the pair are back together? Not so fast, Twihards. Reportedly, the two are just soul-matey kind of friends. The source added:

Rob and Kristen aren’t romantic or anything, but they are still really close and would do anything for each other.

Like loan each other their bedrooms! Wow, that must be really weird. Coming home and smelling RPattz all over your sheets and seeing that dirty sock he left behind, etc. All the while your relationship is kaput and he's off telling Katy Perry how "hot" she is. Why doesn't he stay with her?!

And Rob, time to get your own place, ya freeloader, you.

Do you think he really crashes at KPad?

 

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