Kristen Stewart Will Never Get Rob Back Dressed Like This (PHOTO)

Kristen StewartNot that a woman should ever have to look a certain way for a man to like her, but come on. When you're trying to impress upon a guy what a catch you are, you might want to spiff up a bit. You know, put on some mascara and some flattering clothes. Maybe even smile!

And if you believe the rumors that Kristen Stewart is trying to win back Robert Pattinson, you'd think she'd put some effort into it. Or maybe she is trying to prove the tabloids wrong by dressing with more grunge and scowl than usual? Hard to tell, but she is not doing herself any favors with this outfit.


KStew has a habit of preferring comfort to glam -- so much so that the lesbian rumors are by now old and tired -- but there's no reason you can't be relaxed and pretty at the same time.

Side note: Who decided that lesbians like to dress like grungy hipsters? Let's all take a collective sigh for stereotypes, shall we?

Anyway, there is no need for the most unflatteringly colored jeans in existence, a baggy tee-shirt, a boxy jacket, and dirty, worn-out kicks. Don't even get me started on the cap and the hipster glasses.

Kristen is such a naturally gorgeous young woman, and I can only guess she's making a statement that she's so cool she doesn't even care that she's flawlessly beautiful. Pffft, my face? My skin? My perfect body? Let me show you how cool I am by not caring!

We get it, Kristen. You're edgy and cool for not caring about being fashionable all the time. Now can you please put on some flattering clothes and lip gloss before grunge starts trending again? The 90s came and went for a reason.

What do you think about Kristen's outfit? Would you wear it?


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