Police Release Revealing Pics of Justin Bieber's Tattoos (PHOTOS)

Rebecca Stokes | Mar 5, 2014 Celebrities

is this the face that launched a thousand ships?When Justin Bieber was arrested under suspicion for DUI in January, he probably had a lot on his mind. Would he go to jail for real? How would this case be portrayed in the media? Was his career over forever? Who was hotter, he or Little Za? His concerns were likely as varied as they were valid.

But I bet he wasn't worried about the nation taking a gander at his wiener on the Internet. Though in recent days, that might have been added to Bieber's list of worries when a discussion as to whether or not a tape of him taking a urine test would be made public. Luckily for the Biebs (and for my eyes, which have already seen far too much), his wiener will go unseen by the masses -- for now, anyway.

But that doesn't mean we as a nation are left sans Bieber to ogle. Photos from the night of his arrest have been released, and in addition to chronicling the embarrassing exploits of a scared little boy, we are also made privy to his collection of tattoos. We've compiled some shots here for your examination. Here's to Bieber, long may he biebs.

Do you have any tattoos that you regret? I have a foot-long sword on my back. This is not even remotely a joke.

 

Images via Miami Police Department

  • Who, Me?

    1

    He's like Dennis the Menace meets Flavor Flav. Where is the massive clock necklace, you ask? Mr. Wilson is currently rocking it at one of his all-night parties.

  • It's Like He's Winking With His Pecs

    2

    Forget the tiny tattoo or the ridiculous chains. I've seen Bieber's pleasure path and now must stand up from my desk and not stop walking until I reach the deepest, coldest part of the East River.

  • The Original Eye-Roll

    3

    'Oh, Jesus' indeed.

  • Friends Don't Let Friends Get Ugly Tattoos

    4

    It's meant to be a joker, but really all I'm seeing is a cackling space-potato wearing a tentacle hat. Which explains the 'love' component. Because who doesn't love tentacle-hat wearing space potatoes?!

  • The One Solemn Tear Isn't for the Landfills ...

    5

    The Indian Chief is ACTUALLY crying because his likeness has been appropriated by the whitest Canadian to ever walk these lands. Second whitest. The Rapper Snow still ranks as 1, and so say we all.

  • Bieber Got Back

    6

    Because when I think the Book of Psalms, I think the bony back of a truculent adolescent.

  • King of Clavicles

    7

    Long may Bieber's shoulders and neck reign.

  • You Hug Your Mother With Those Arms?

    8

    It looks like he is both surprised and chagrined to find his entire arm covered in ink. Who hasn't been there, am I right? (Answer: It's most of us.)

  • Somebody Call X I I!

    9

    To give credit where credit is due, at least this provides proof that he nominally understands Roman numerals? Which is not, you know, nothing.

  • This Is What Regret Looks Like

    10

    To hug him or slap him. That is the question.

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