Catherine Giudici's Wedding Countdown Is Totally Selfish

Catherine Giudici

Aww. Well isn't that sweet. She's so freakin' ecstatic about getting hitched on January 26, 2014 that Catherine Giudici couldn't resist sharing this sweet photo of her kissing Sean Lowe in a pic that was taken at their proposal.

She captioned the image with, "Mrs. Sean Lowe in 80 days. #countdownlowedown."

Wow. That's it? We only have to wait 80 more days for Sean and Catherine's TV wedding? Please excuse me while I make a mental note to set my DVR.


But while it's perfectly understandable for Catherine to be excited about her wedding (because most brides hopefully are) -- I think we all know what's really going on here.

There's really no polite way of putting it. She's counting down the days until she finally gets laid. I mean ... damn. That girl must be chomping at the bit to get busy between the sheets. She'll probably wind up checking the clock every 10 minutes during the wedding reception to see how much longer she has before heading to the fantasy suite.

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Wouldn't you be a little bit anxious to say "I do" if you hadn't had sex in like ... almost a year? No wonder she's kissing a picture of Sean -- she's not gettin' much more than that in real life, so she has to take the action any which way she can! (Ok, so I know there are "other" things you can do besides sex. But still.)

It's definitely honorable that Sean has been so insistent on "saving himself" for marriage -- but I think we're all going to be relieved for both him and Catherine when the wedding is finally over and the lights go out. 

Oh come on -- like everyone watching their wedding won't be giggling about them sealing the deal? (You know you'll be talking about it.)

What were you most excited about before your wedding, other than saying your vows?


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