Robert Pattinson Misses 'Quiet Times' With Kristen Stewart

kristen stewartAccording to reports, Robert Pattinson misses "quiet times" with Kristen Stewart. Oh, you didn't know Rob and Kristen had a weird fetish, where they acted like toddlers for a few hours a day? They'd do things like draw on walls, drink milk out of sippy cups, and have "quiet time" together. Cute, but super weird and kinda sick, if you ask me.

Just kidding. Rob and Kristen have nothing to do with toddlers. But Rob does reportedly miss KStew and their "quiet times" together. So much so that they're in "constant contact."

All together now: Ooooooooh!!!!


Sources claim that Rob and Kristen are all but full-on back together right now. The pair have apparently had a series of clandestine meetings recently; a Robsten pal saying, "They have to be secretive. They will drive far away if it means they can be alone. It’s the only way they can rebuild." Hear that, guys? They will rebuild! Evidently, Rob realized what he was missing with Kristen after he hung out with a series of women recently. And Kristen? Well, we all know Kristen's been wanting to get back with Rob for a while now.

So, if you believe the ol' where there's smoke, there's fire theory, it looks like it's only a matter of time before Rob and Kristy are back to being a couple. And once they're reunited and enjoying their highly coveted quiet times together, all will be right with the world. Forever and ever, amen.

Do you think Rob should take Kristen back?


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