Gwyneth Paltrow Is on Instagram: 5 Condescendingly 'Perfect' Pics We Expect to See

Hey, you weren't feeling bad about yourself or anything today, were you? Luckily, there's still time! And guess who's here to help stoke the flames of your inferiority crisis: Gwyneth Paltrow, of course! Cause making you feel like a pathetic, canned cheese-eating peasant is what Gwynnie does best! And guess how Her Highness is going to condescend to your poor, non-fishmonger-having ass now? Via Instagram, natch! That's right, everybody's favorite blonde lifestyle guru is on Instagram at last, as documented by the selfie (gag, retch, I HATE THAT WORD) pictured here. The innocent bystander, in case you're wondering, is one Jason Wu, a fashion designer who is most likely a perfectly nice person (not to mention a person who's pleased as punch to have such high-profile clientele). Sure, let's take a selfie!


Anyway, so far this is the only shot Gwyneth has posted -- she's a busy gal, after all. But I think it's safe to say that the actress/author/fashionista/working mom/rockstar wife will be adding to her account in a big way, soon. Hmm, wonder what we can expect to see? I'm thinking maybe ...

1. A pic of Gwynn knocking back a glass of Merlot at an organic wine bar in Paris

2. A shot of her latest "everyone should have this in their closet" buy, the perfect $95 white t-shirt! Talk about a steal!

3. A "'70s bush" selfie 

4. The contents of her kids' lunchbox: Perfectly prepared homemade veggie sushi! Cause we ALL have time for that!

5. Gwyneth drinking Smartwater in a recently wiped-down gym shower stall. Eww, dirty shower water!!

What do you expect to see on Gwyneth Paltrow's Instagram?

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