Mama June's 'Celebrity Crush' Ain't No Sugar Bear (VIDEO)

mama juneHumphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Clark Gable and Carole Lombard. Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn. Mama June and Sugar Bear. Yup, you read that right: Why shouldn't Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's resident parental unit be counted among Hollywood's legendary romances?  I mean, come on. You got your Mama June. You got your Sugar Bear. You got your Mama June and Sugar Bear. And that's a beautimous thing.

But. BUT! Like so many classic love affairs before them, this redneck romance is plagued with temptations ... or at least one temptation. And what a temptation he is! See, Mama June has herself a bit of a crush on a certain celebrity. How much of a crush? Enough of a crush so that when Alana's mom went on The Wendy Williams Show to promote the season 2 premiere (airing tonight!), the host was inspired to gift Mama with a big old cardboard cutout of -- you guessed it -- Mario Lopez.


Because, as Mama June so aptly put it, "Who didn't love Mario Lopez on Saved by the Bell?"

"Oh my Mario!!" 

So stinkin' cute, I can hardly stand it! And I don't mean "stinkin'" literally. There is no scratch n' sniff card for Mario Lopez (as far as I know. What would it smell like, I wonder? Axe body spray?).

Anyway, check out the clip here -- and learn how to make sketti while you're at it! Bonus!

Hope Sugar Bear ain't stressin' too hard about his celeb rival. Although if the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, Lopez might just be a goner!!

Do you think Mama June's celeb crush is SO stinkin' cute??

Image via The Wendy Williams Show

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