Taylor Swift's Look-Alike Suffers Broken Jaw for Resembling the Most Irritating Pop Star Ever

taylor swiftOh, Taylor Swift. When will your reign of terror finally come to an end?! For a pop star, the 23-year-old sure does seem to bring a lot of "trouble" into other people's lives. Usually these people are ex-boyfriends, but this time The Curse of Taylor Swift has befallen an 18-year-old girl who doesn't even know Taylor personally! British college student and professional Taylor Swift look-alike Xenna Kristian was just minding her own business when another female student (clearly NOT president of the Taylor Swift fan club) attacked her for no reason (well, no reason except that she looks like Taylor Swift) and gave her a suspected broken jaw.

“Some girls at college had started making nasty comments, but it escalated really quickly," said Kristian. "The girl came up behind me and dragged me off my chair by my pony tail, then started kicking me in the face.”



Kristian reportedly sustained bruising in addition to the suspected broken jaw, which seems a rather unfair price to pay for resembling Taylor Swift. No matter how annoying Taylor Swift may be. I mean, how annoying she most definitely IS. And that must be the reason why Kristian got jumped, because, according to her mom, “Xenna has never got into a fight or even a scrape before, but she’s been getting some remarks since she started the Taylor Swift look-alike thing.”

That's just not fair, people. Look, I know sometimes you can't help but fantasize about dragging Taylor Swift off a chair by her ponytail, but once you start having daydreams about kicking the girl in the face, it's time to take a good, honest look at yourself and figure out WHY you're obviously a violent criminal in the making. (Seriously, that's messed up. You should talk to somebody about that sh*t.)

Are you surprised to hear that being a Taylor Swift look-alike is such a dangerous job?


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