'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Season Premiere Announced & All Is Right With the World

honey boo boo familyHere Comes Honey Boo Boo ... but when?! For months now, the world has waited and wondered when Alana and Mama June and Sugar Plum Fairy and Chuckles and Ding-Dong and Little Bunny Foo Foo (yes, I know those aren't the actual names of Honey Boo Boo's family members but close enough) would be back on TV where they belong. It's been sheer agony, quite frankly. But chin up ... hmm, what are Honey Boo Boo fans called? We've got TwiHards and Truebies ... Boobies, perhaps? Anyway, chin up, people who like Honey Boo Boo, because we finally know when the Boo Boo Bunch is coming back: July 17th at 9 p.m.! Woo-hoo!

Now, of course we're all desperate to see the big fat camouflage wedding episode, but what else is in store this season? You will totally die when you find out! Like, you will faint dead away. For reals. Boobies, I honestly don't think you ready for this jelly, but here goes: This season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will feature "butter-rolling, tap dancing lessons and wrestling." Butter-rolling!! What in the holy heck is butter-rolling, you ask? I don't know, but I know it's gonna be freaking awesome. And what if -- this would be epic! -- what if the wrestling involves sketti?! SKETTI WRESTLING, like on South Park! Omg, I just died.

What are you looking forward to on this season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?


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