Kim Kardashian’s Ex Makes Music Video Reliving Their Sex Tape That Proves He’s Still in Love With Her

ray jIs Ray J serious? That's not a rhetorical question. I literally wanna know if this whole "I Hit It First" music video is a joke or not, because frankly, I can't tell. The has-been R&B singer recently released the song and resultant video in the wake of ex-sex-tape-partner Kim Kardashian's pregnancy with baby daddy Kanye West, and guys, it's literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen. You have to watch.


How pathetic does Ray J look? The sex tape came out years ago ... dude, get over it. First of all, he didn't hit it first -- Kim was married (and divorced) before ever meeting Ray J. Second of all, Taylor Swift called, she wants her song-writing technique back. Putting out a tune dedicated to your ex is something the blonde pop country starlet has a hold over -- Ray J's crouching in on her territory, which may be the saddest thing about this whole thing.

But while we're all laughing at Ray J, I'm sure no one's happier about this ridiculous song than Kim Kardashian. Now that she's pregnant and not feeling her sexiest, it must be nice to hear that someone's written a song about how he had your head going north and your ass going south, and that if you wanted to go back to him -- he'd "get it wet, Jacuzzi."

A love sonnet to rival Shakespeare's, no doubt.

What do you think of Ray J's music video?

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