Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Want Their Baby to Be Cooler Than They Are

kim and kanyeWe are that much closer to meeting the Kimye baby, y'all! There hasn't been this much excitement about a celebrity tot since we anxiously awaited the arrival of Blue Ivy. Everyone imagines Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's little angel as the most pampered, best dressed tot on the block. Though, it turns out that block won't be anywhere in L.A. The parents-to-be want to raise a super-cultured baby in Paris. And before you say this is just another Kdash publicity ploy, there's proof this really may happen.


Kim is reportedly checking out hospitals in the City of Lights. And since they don't create as much of a frenzy in France, they are apparently looking forward to a low-key delivery. According to sources, Kim thinks the paparazzi are way too aggressive. They fear an especially determined photog will be able to sneak inside an American hospital and snap pics. Hmmm. Not sure I buy that last bit. To say this couple loves attention is an understatement. I wonder if it's just that they don't want any images released before they hash out a seven-figure deal for the first baby photos.

But I bet there are plenty of other perks they are looking forward to. For one, it guarantees bragging rights. Their baby will be an international superstar from the moment she takes her first breath. (Take that Blue Ivy!) And by raising her in France, she will likely be bilingual and super-sophisticated. (You hear that Suri?!) This kid will undoubtedly have the best of everything -- tutors, stylists, diamond encrusted pacifiers. The Life. I know Kanye can't wait to be able to rap about his kid. And I would bet anything that by the time she's 3, she's smarter than both Kim and Kanye. Like Stewie from Family Guy -- just better dressed and with a French accent. Hilarious.

Though, I am not sure how long Kim can stay away from those Keeping Up With the Kardashians cameras back in L.A. Plus, if they don't throw the baby on TV, how in the world will she turn a profit?

Do you think Kim and Kanye will really raise their baby in Paris?


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