Brandi Glanville Disses Chelsea Handler But Can't Disguise Her Crush on Her (VIDEO)

Brandi Glanville

Love her or hate her, it's hard not to have a strong opinion about Brandi Glanville. I admire the way she always tells it "like it is" (or how she sees it anyway) and doesn't ever let the "mean girls" of Real Housewives get the better of her. But I'm a bit over her war with LeAnn Rimes. There comes a time when you just have to be an adult and let go of hurtful experiences -- even if they're making you famous. But it takes a ballsy woman to take on Chelsea Handler, and Brandi was just the chick for the job. After Chelsea dissed Real Housewives on Watch What Happens Live by saying, "Women shouldn't be making money off of the fact that they have fake boobs, and a fake vagina, and a fake whatever" -- the "fake vagina" line clearly being meant for vaginal rejuvenation fan Brandi -- the professional ex-wife went to town on Chelsea.


At her own WWHL appearance, Brandi shot back at Chelsea by saying:

We know each other, we have the same gaygent. I made out with her lesbian friend and her assistant and her brother, so she hates me.

Sheesh, Brandi, why not just make out with Chelsea herself? What else of hers can you make out with? Her shoes? Her dog? It's too bad these two kids can't just be friends, because they certainly have a lot in common. They have the same "gaygent" (a gay agent). Brandi clearly gets turned on by anyone associated with Chelsea (she really made out with her brother?!), and they both like drinking and having sex, which each has written about extensively. They should be BFFs! I wonder if LeAnn would get jealous?

Brandi also hit back at Chelsea's comments about RHOBH by saying about Chelsea's WWHL appearance:

She was horrible, she wasn't funny, it was completely awkward.

And because Brandi can't just make her point once (or twice, or thrice ... ), she also tweeted to Chelsea: "Suck it!" Which was either an insult or a come-on. Dang. Are these two made for each other or what?!

Do you side with Chelsea or Brandi?


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