Kanye West Wants Kim Kardashian to Stay Far Away From Kris Jenner (Amen!)

kim and kanyeKanye West might be a godsend. He's obviously known it for years, but I'm now just coming around to the realization that the rapper might have been put here on Earth to relieve us all from the reign of the Kardashian empire. He's our savior, if you will. I mean, who else but a prophet would have the balls to stand up to Kris Jenner? Kanye was all "over my dead body" to the idea of buying a house close to Kim Kardashian's mother. He totally gets that she's the devil and must be usurped.


That woman runs every part of that Kardashian empire and there's not a doubt in my mind that she's meddled in Kim's relationship with Kanye and taken her involvement to a highly inappropriate level. Anyone who can put their foot down when it comes to Kris is a real gem.

But think about it -- if Kanye keeps Queen Kris at bay, what will happen to Kim? Will she ditch Kanye for the cold, hard clutches of a Momager who won't let go? Or will she follow Kanye into the promised land? And if she does, in fact, stick with Mr. West, I have a feeling that would be the beginning of the end for the Emperor of the Kardashians.

Without their beautiful, bootylicious mascot, they'll be powerless to keep our attention.

History will prove that Kanye's invasion on the family monarchy will only be rivaled by that of the Visigoths, and his success in taking down the world's most powerful woman will prove to be the end of reality TV and the E! network as we know it. He'll be hailed at first a villain, then a hero.

I say, onward Kanye! Our future is in your hands.

Do you think Kris is too involved in Kim and Kanye's relationship?


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