Kim Kardashian's Wardrobe Malfunction Clearly Is Because She 'Forgot' to Wear Underwear

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Just a normal workout outfit
Kim Kardashian's baby bump is all the rage these days. Obvs. But I want to talk about something different regarding Kanye's baby mama for a minute here: Her butt. More specifically, the fact that the world was able to see it and all its shining glory because Kim apparently "forgot" to wear underwear to the gym recently. Damn you, pregnancy brain! Always making people who are photographed 900 times a day forget to wear underwear!


It's hard to tell if one would be able to see Kim's naked butt without the flash of a camera. I sort of feel like if you looked hard enough -- which, let's face it, people probably were (I mean, it's Kim's butt) -- you could. Spandex, when stretched, is kind of sheer. That's pretty common knowledge, right? So, why not throw on a pair of underwear, or even a thong, under those bad boys, Kim? You don't want people seeing your behind, do you? That's so not you!

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Panty lines are unattractive. I get that. But there are a bajillion ways to not have any. And I'm sure Kim knows about plenty of these ways. She pretty much gets dressed for a living. She knew she was going to be photographed when she left her house; she knows camera flashes can see through certain types of clothing (we all do!). Why not just wear something underneath? Or not walk directly in front of paparazzi while going up stairs? Or tie a sweatshirt around your waist? Really, the possibilities are endless. That said, though, if Kim did do any of these things, what would I have been doing for the last 20 minutes? Probably nothing nearly productive. 

What do you think of Kim's wardrobe malfunction?


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