'DWTS' Needs Honey Boo Boo Whether They Like It or Not (VIDEO)

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I mean, she's already got the costumes ...
If I had it my way, the Dancing With the Stars cast would be made up entirely of the Real World Road Rules Challenge contestants, former American Vice Presidents, and the whole Honey Boo Boo family. It's too bad ABC won't consult me for casting decisions, isn't it. Even if they did, though, it sounds like my selections would be harshly disputed by some of their pro dancers. Karina Smirnoff was caught on camera leaving New York's Dream Hotel, and when asked if DWTS should lower their age-requirement so that Honey Boo Boo could star on the show, girl did not mince her words.


Karina agreed that Honey Boo Boo deserved to be one of Barbara Walters's most fascinating people this year, but that's where her love for the HBB stopped.

She went on to say that, no, they should not lower the age-limit, and no, Mama June shouldn't be on the show, either, because the cast is good just as it is, thankyouverymuch.

Aw, c'mon, Karina! Where's your sense of redneck spirit?

I'll just have to agree to disagree with Ms. Smirnoff because I think every last member of the Honey Boo Boo clan should be on Dancing With the Stars. I'd love to see them hoof around on stage in tight, glittery clothing. In fact, Honey Boo Boo herself wouldn't be so bad -- her pageant experience would give her a leg up, not to mention that damn Go Go Juice. Woo-wee! She'd dance circles around the competition. I'm happy and dizzy and nauseated just thinking about it.


Watch Karina rebuff the Honey Boo Boo suggestion:


What do you think -- wanna see Honey Boo Boo on Dancing With the Stars?


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