Charlie Sheen Is Like, Duh, Of Course 'Two and a Half Men' Is Cursed

charlie sheenIt's not often that I find myself in agreement with Charlie Sheen (although I still find the "warlock brain" thing somewhat fascinating). But if there's one thing Charlie Sheen knows (besides hookers, blow, tiger blood and WINNING!), it's Two and a Half Men. After all, he starred on the show for 8 years.

And if there's one other thing Sheen knows (besides porn stars, nosebleeds and jail), it's CRAZY. Ain't nobody know crazy like Charlie Sheen! So when Sheen spoke up about his ex-Men co-star Angus T. Jones' recent "don't watch my show it's filth" freakout, I listened. And what he said made a lot of sense. Really!

After viewing his former castmate's video rant, Sheen told reporters:
"Obviously, not having been there for some time, the Angus T. Jones that I knew and still love is not the same guy I saw on YouTube yesterday ... I dare anyone to spend ten years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami."
Okay, we all know Sheen isn't exactly a fan of his former boss, but it doesn't seem like he's just taking this as an opportunity to slam Chuck Lorre. He might actually be on to something here. Maybe Jones snapped under the same pressure that drove Sheen over the edge. And given Jones' weird religious ties, I don't think Sheen was so far off when he compared the young actor's psychotic episode to the Hale-Bopp comet-worshipping Heaven's Gate cult hysteria (which led to a mass suicide):

"With Angus' Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed."

Maybe it is. And you know what that means ... start countin' down to crazy now, Ashton Kutcher!

Do you think Charlie Sheen is right about Chuck Lorre causing Angus T. Jones' meltdown?


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