Teresa Giudice May Divorce Joe After the Holidays -- It’s a Christmas Miracle!

teresa giudiceIf this rumor is true, it'll be the smartest thing Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giuidice has ever done. Radaronline is reporting that Tre is getting ready to divorce that ass-hat husband of hers, Joe Giudice, when the holiday season winds down. Apparently, she's sick of his name calling and cheating, which, you know, duh. If she wasn't offended by it, we'd have real problems.

Anyway, Teresa will reportedly keep on a happy face for Christmas and will dress her four daughters in the biggest red and green hair bows money can buy, then dump Joe come January. It's what the holidays are all about!


No, but seriously, leaving Joe would be the most intelligent thing Teresa's done to date. That man-child is so repulsive on the show, on which he knows he's being filmed for national TV, that I can't imagine what he's like behind closed doors.

Sidebar -- can anyone out there make a montage of Joe Giudice saying "who cares?" I'd really love to see that. End sidebar.

Plus, getting a divorce would do wonders for Teresa's "career." If appealing to any ounce of sanity left in her brain won't convince her to leave Joe, maybe money will. A divorce will give her an opportunity to sell more stories to tabloids, to get paid for posing for magazine covers. A divorce might even lend itself to a full-on book deal and, if she's lucky, maybe even a Bravo spin-off.

And if she's really enterprising, she could turn her split into a new cookbook: Fabalini Single Mom Cooking for Four Kidilistas! or, Cocktails for the Newly Divocilistas!

Bottom line, let's hope this divorce is going to happen. It would be such a wonderful Christmas miracle to hear that Teresa finally pulled the trigger.

Do you think Teresa should divorce Joe?


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