Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Turn Up the Sexytimes With a Prince Concert

princeKristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson returned to LA separately from their respective Twilight press tours (Twilight Down Under, Mate!), and they must have been jet lagged and exhausted. How could a weary, semi-estranged, possibly newly reconciled young couple rekindle that flame-o-love? I'll tell you how: Prince to the rescue. Bow chicka bow-bow!

KStew and RPattz were spotted last night attending a Prince concert at the Sayers Club in Hollywood. A real date! They arrived in a shared SUV, ran in, took in a few songs, and then left "soon after." And I bet I know why they didn't stay for the whole thing!


Because Prince is Mr. Sexytime, all the time. Even when he's not explicitly singing about sex, he's still pretty much singing about sex. I was at a Maceo Parker concert once when Prince made a surprise appearance on stage. There he was in a white suit, just radiating electricity, and before I knew it, I was up on my chair and utterly swept away as the entire audience all but swooned in a group orgasm ... oh, excuse me. What was I talking about again?

Oh yes! Kristen and Robert at a Prince concert -- which is pretty much like applying jumper cables to your relationship, defibrillators to your sex life. They probably didn't stay for the whole concert because they were on fire, dying to "Go Crazy" on each other as soon as possible. Because that's what Prince does to you. Let's take a look at a list of some of his hits.

  • "Dirty Mind"
  • "I Wanna Be Your Lover"
  • "Do Me, Baby"
  • "Head" "Kiss"
  • "Sexy MF"
  • "Peach"
  • "Gett Off"
  • "Cream" 

Okay, that's enough. You get the point. But if this whole reconciliation is just a facade and Kristen and Robert left early because they each had a headache? Well. That is just a sad, sad waste of a Prince concert.

Do you think Kristen and Robert were at the Prince concert to rekindle their romance?


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