Katy Perry & John Mayer Have Sex So Loud the Neighbors Are Complaining

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Katy, your hand!
John Mayer and Katy Perry sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Katy and John doing it so incredibly loudly their neighbors start complaining. That's right. Katy Perry and John Mayer supposedly have super loud sex. Heard it here first. Unless you saw it on another website this morning. In which case, heard it here second.


In a shocking new report! in Star magazine, a source claims that the on again/off again couple "have very loud sex, keep very late hours, and like to turn up the tunes." OH RLY??? Inneresting ... and probably totally not true.

I feel like this is one of those classic "wild musicians dating" equals "wild musician sex" stories. Remember a few years ago, there was a rumor (or fact?) that Nas and Kelis had a separate (secluded) house that was designated just for loud sex? Yeah, okay. Sure they did.

No doubt it would be interesting living next door to Katy Perry -- especially when she has John Mayer over. But it's Los Angeles, dudes, not New York. Houses aren't on top of one another. Like John and Katy apparently are! Zing!

Okay, I'm going to go read about the election or global warming or something now. I feel dumber, too. Bye.

Do you think Katy and John have sex so loud the neighbors can hear it?

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