Justin Bieber's Stolen 'Personal Footage' Better Not Be a Sex Tape

Justin BieberHave you heard the latest news about Justin Bieber? Apparently he was ripped off during a show this week at the Tacoma Dome in Washington. Some heartless thief made off with some of Bieber's electronics, including a computer and a camera -- and according to Bieber himself, he's seriously upset about the incident, because both items had a lot of "personal footage."

You know what this means, right? Oh yeah. Brace yourselves, because the grainy night-vision personal footage of Bieber's peeper is about to hit the web.

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At least, that's the theory put forth by a number of gossip sites. Why else, they say, would Bieber be worked up enough to mention the theft to nearly 29 million Twitter followers -- and reference the personal nature of the stolen footage not once, but twice?



OMG THE HASHTAGS PROVE IT'S PORN!!!! #PROOF #DONG

Well, I hate to disappoint anyone, but I highly doubt there's a Justin Bieber sex tape that's currently being shopped to unscrupulous media outlets. I'm thinking that if Bieber really did have any X-rated content on his computer or laptop, he wouldn't be talking about it online. I'm sure his laptop and camera contained personal photos, but my guess is that they aren't terribly interesting.

I mean, I could be wrong, maybe there's like twelve professionally-lit hours of him doing unspeakably nasty things to Selena Gomez. Maybe Bieber likes to photograph himself wearing racy lingerie. Maybe he's got a thing for toes. Who knows? All we can do is wait and see if PersonalFootageGate turns into an actual scandal ... or if Bieber just needed to vent online and he's already moved on.

What's your call: do you think Bieber has some sketchy photos he's worried about getting leaked?


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