Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Divorce Details Sound Like a Sham, Just Like Their Marriage (VIDEO)

katie holmes and tom cruiseJust as we suspected, news about TomKat's split continues to emerge. Personally, I'm much more interested in hearing about Katie Holmes puttin' in a call to her ex-BF Joshua Jackson (and somehow, Diane Kruger just fading into the background), but I know those who experience schadenfreude wanna hear more about the demise of her relationship with Tom Cruise. So, crave and you shall receive! The latest divorce details stem from court papers supposedly obtained by the National Enquirer.

In the legal documents dated August 17, 2012 and signed by New York State Supreme Court Judge Matthew F. Cooper, the divorce decree states that TomKat's marital relationship” had “broken down irretrievably for a period of at least six months immediately preceding." Aaaawww, tears!


Yeah, that was sarcastic. I don't buy that these legal papers just happened to somehow end up in the National Enquirer's editors' grubby hands. More realistically, I would buy that Tom Cruise & His Xenu-Lovin' Peeps leaked 'em to garner some sympathy for the actor, who they want to look like a put-upon, beleaguered divorcee. Wah wah.

Because, "broken down irretrivably for a period of at least six months"? Really? FIVE YEARS is more like it! There's not a sane person in Hollywood who could tell ya with a straight face that TomKat's marriage wasn't a contractual agreement. And I dunno about you, but to me, a marriage built on PR alone is proooobably broken from the beginning! So, please, let's not shed too many tears for supposedly embattled Tom Cruise and his marital struggles of the past year. I'm sure he's been all good with the ultimate demise of this off-beat union from the get-go.

Do you buy what these legal docs supposedly say?

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