George Clooney & Stacy Keibler May Be About to Break Up & Exactly No One Is Surprised

George ClooneyLet's say someone gives you the most amazing car in the world. Like, say, a Mercedes-Benz SLR Stirling Moss, something like that. It's sleek, it's shiny, it runs so smooth you feel like you're flying. Everywhere you go, jaws drop and eyes pop when people see you in the world's most beautiful car. You feel like a star. You're somebody. There's just one little snag: The ride is temporary. At some point, someone will come and unceremoniously take the car away from you. It could be today. It could be in a month. This could be what it feels like to be Stacy Keibler about now. Because supposedly her Mercedes-Benz of a boyfriend, George Clooney, is about to dump her. The ride with George is always short, ladies. But, oh, what a ride!

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The New York Daily News' gossip column is reporting that George has lately gone cold on poor Stacy and that their relationship is almost finito. This can't be much of a surprise. George always dumps his lady friends. And usually not long after he takes them to the Academy Awards. The awards were in February. You do the math.

It's never fun to have your sleek, wonderful, glorious, silver-haired, brown-eyed vroom-vroom taken away from you. And word has it Stacy isn't taking it well. An "eyewitness" claims that Stacy was at a recent event "acting really nervous" and refusing to talk about George. This couldn't possibly be because maybe this "eyewitness" was a nosy stranger and Stacy just wanted to get away from him. But there are other folks -- those trusty "sources," you know -- who are saying that all is not well in Georgeland.

One tells the Daily News:

George is being really distant and pulling away from her. She wakes up every morning and doesn’t know what’s going to happen.

Is it me, or is that hot? Another blabber adds:

They’re barely talking. She is worried that he may break up with her any day now.

Well, Stacy must have known what she was getting into. Right? I guess it's easy to get all caught up in the George-ness of it all and start to delude yourself into thinking this ride is gonna last forever.

But as with most of gorgeous George's exes, he doesn't leave them empty-handed. Stacy's career got quite a bump after she began appearing with him on the red carpet. She had a stint on Dancing With the Stars (just like George's other dumpee, Elisabetta Canalis) and she's filming a new Lifetime Channel series.

Hey, most of us don't get a career when we get dumped. Nor do we get memories of glorious George, short-lived as they may be. You had your turn, Stace. Don't be a hog. Some other ladies want to drive that car around town.

Do you feel bad for Stacy or should she have known?

 

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