Scott Disick’s Anonymous Letter Writing Stalker Is Clearly Kris Jenner

scott disickScott Disick has a stalker. A well-intended stalker, but a stalker nonetheless. Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy received a cryptic letter from an anonymous person that instructed Scott to go to a public library where he will get tips from someone in a green and black shirt about how to get more "gigs." The letter writer claims they've helped Kim and Kanye get "gigs" in the past, and that Kim should come with Scott to the rendezvous point so that she can learn about these new "gig" options, too.

Obviously, Scott's stalker is Kris Jenner.


First of all, who else has the motivation to get Scott a job other than Kris? She wants Kourtney, Mason, and Penelope to have a father with a job, any job, so she's invested in getting Scott work. Or as she calls it, "gigs."

Second of all, Kris has an incentive to be secretive about her meet-ups with Scott. On Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we've seen Khloe, Kourtney, and Rob complain about how Kris is only devoted to Kim's career, and how she doesn't help the other three enough with theirs, so if Kris wants to help Scott, she's gotta do it on the sly. She can't have everyone knowing that she's taken on another client -- it's gotta be done in secret. In a library. In New Jersey.

Third of all, THIS. There she is in a green and black shirt. I rest my case.

The letter arrived at Scott's NYC restaurant Ryu on Friday and it's in the hands of the police now, who are investigating where it came from and what it means.

But the NYPD needs to stop spinning their wheels and instead go hunt down a woman in her mid-50s who dresses like a 23-year-old and hangs out with Lance Bass.

What do you think of Scott's stalker mystery?


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