Jennifer Aniston's Wedding Is Sounding So Angelina Jolie

jennifer anistonWhat, with all this Kate Middleton sunbathing topless business going on, you probably forgot all about Jennifer Aniston's upcoming nuptials to Justin Theroux. Real nice, guys, real nice. Ah, don't worry about it. I'm here to fill you in on all the latest details that are definitely/maybe/probably/probably not true -- and how these true/not true details are so Angelina Jolie.

A private safari in the African country with an informal blessing? Wouldn't have pegged that to be Jen's style.


According to the tabloids, Jen and Justin have decided upon a wedding in Kenya the first week of December (of this year, you guys). The couple have reportedly planned to tie the knot in the midst of a nine-night African safari and will have a more formal ceremony, with friends and family, back in Los Angeles some time later on. An "insider" stated: "Both Jen and Justin want a private and intimate wedding, and they love the idea of eloping and marrying abroad. Kenya will be an amazingly romantic break and the plan is to have some kind of informal blessing while out there. They may well undergo something more formal in Los Angeles immediately afterwards." Yes, that is exactly what I just said, but in quote-form.

An informal Kenyan getaway, and safari to boot? Sounds gorgeous to me. But also sounds the teensiest bit reminiscent of something Angelina Jolie would do, no? Or maybe I've just read too many reports on their "dueling nuptials" and have been mindlessly swayed into thinking that, for the rest of her life, anything Jennifer Aniston does, she will always been "copying" Angelina Jolie.

Whatever. I'm sure both weddings will be beautiful and amazing and all the things 1-percenter dreams are made of. Congrats, ladies. Congrats to the both of you. And remember -- last one to the altar is a rotten egg!

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