Kristen Stewart Says Robert Pattinson Used to Lick Her Armpits

kristen stewartThe hell? Kristen Stewart's pre-breakup interview with UK Vogue is out on stands now, and to say it contains some weird shit is an understatement. Stewart tells the mag -- and I quote: "I love the way [Robert] smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits." And she didn't stop there! She continued: "I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"

What? The whole point of what? And wait a minute, did RPattz really used to lick KStew's stanky pits? What is going on here? Where am I?


I mean, this obviously isn't a rumor since the words came straight from Kristen's mouth, but ... why would she say this? To a reporter? Who's going to publish it for the world to see? Some things should be kept in the bedroom -- and this licking armpits business definitely falls under that umbrella.

This whole thing confuses me -- and not just because the act of licking someone else's armpits, no matter how much you love them, is confounding in and of itself -- because Rob and Kristen were such a private couple. They always kept their romance on the DL. Telling a reporter something so personal about their, um, bedroom behavior is kind of strange coming from Kristen.

Maybe she felt guilty because she was doing it with Rupert Sanders at the time? Maybe she was trying to convince herself -- and the world -- that her and Robert's love was so deep, and so freaky, it made Fifty Shades of Grey look like a nursery rhyme. Who knows? If that was her intention, though, I think she should have gone with another anecdote. This is just ... gross.

What do you think of this insanity?

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