Snooki, Chris Rock, Jenna Jameson & More Random Celebrity Presidential Endorsements

Chris RockCelebrity political opinions shouldn't hold any more weight than anyone else's opinions, but it's always a bit surprising when some famous person comes out with an endorsement that you didn't see coming. Like when Nicki Minaj rapped about being a Republican voting for Romney because you lazy bitches is f**king up the economy. Or when Brad Pitt's mom condemned Obama as a "liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage."

It's kind of hard to keep track of who in Hollywood is (loudly) voting for which candidate, so here's a handy roundup for you! Clint Eastwood not included, because duh.

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Chris Rock: Obama. "I mean, if I want to talk to him, I can call him. Dude, being the first black anything sucks. But the country was in shambles, and he’s cleaning it up. If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. Ever come back to your hotel room before the maids are finished? My God! Republicans are complaining. Romney’s complaining. But Romney’s rich. He doesn’t know shit about cleaning."

Chuck Norris: Romney. “If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack. We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don’t change the course in which our country is headed.”

Bill Maher: Obama: "Half the country is nuts, and Obama could very well lose. He may not have been the best president in his first term, but given the alternative, I feel there's a clear choice."

Jeff Foxworthy: Romney. "Time for Republicans to unite behind Gov/ Romney, a great leader who can win the White House and rebuild our economy for all Americans."

Eva Longoria: Obama: "I'm a big Obama supporter no matter what he's been through -- he's been beaten up the past couple of years. He's been very receptive for me, I'm a big advocate for Latino issues, and so he's been a big listener and he's done a lot of coalitions and roundtables regarding what we want changed."

Kelsey Grammar: Romney. "Oh, I think he'd make a terrific president. I think he'd be very good at it. He's a clear thinker. He's a kind man, you know, and he makes a lot of sense."

George Clooney: Obama. "I'm disillusioned by the people who are disillusioned by Obama, quite honestly, I am. Democrats eat their own. Democrats find singular issues and go, 'Well, I didn't get everything I wanted.' I'm a firm believer in sticking by and sticking up for the people whom you've elected."

Jenna Jameson: Romney. "I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
 
Snooki: someone who's not actually in the running. "I thought Trump was going to run. But he's not, right? I would endorse him and vote for him."

Well, now you know! Actually, I guess none of these are all that shocking, with the exception of Jenna Jameson, Rich Porn Star. Here's hoping that by November Snooki has her voting options all figured out.

Are you surprised by any of these endorsements?

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