Jennifer Aniston's Engagement Can't Top Her Crazy Tabloid Love Life (PHOTOS)

Linda Sharps | Aug 13, 2012 Celebrities

So, you've heard the big news in celebrity-land, right? Kristen Stewart totally cheated on -- wait, sorry, I'm just so used to typing that. What I meant to say is that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are engaged! Hooray for them, and their awesomely mismatched confirmations of this happy event:

Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage. -- Justin's rep.

(Theroux's) statement is accurate. (There will be) no other statement. -- Jennifer's rep.

(Haaaaaaaa.)

It's a good thing they made some sort of public acknowledgment of the engagement, though, because I would never have believed it otherwise. I mean, I can't think of another celebrity who's endured as many bizarre relationship rumors as Jennifer Aniston has.

According to these randomly-chosen tabloid cover stories, Jen's had QUITE the exciting love life recently:

  • Jen pops the question

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    Hey remember when Jen asked John Mayer to be her husband and he said yes and they lived happily together forever? Yeah, me neither.

  • The wedding that wasn't

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    Ah, all the intimate details of Jen & John's backyard ceremony! Which never happened. Unless "backyard ceremony" is code for some other activity John Mayer enjoyed. Ahem.

  • Why invent one baby when you can invent two?

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    Fake twins! And don't forget the secret call to Brad. Probably to get some tips on raising multiples.

  • Did we say backyard wedding? WE MEANT BEACH WEDDING

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    White dress = paparrazzi GOLD.

     

  • Finally! Another fake baby!

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    The best part about this story is how the headline trumpets that she's TOTALLY having a baby with Gerard Butler, then the article hedges with, "Whether Gerard’s in the picture or not, certainly, Jen has options."

  • Call off the wedding!

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    OH MY GOD SHE SAID NO AND ALSO HERE'S A RANDOM PHOTO OF BRAD.

     

  • Wedding's back on! Mazel tov!

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    OH WAIT THE WEDDING ACTUALLY HAPPENED ALSO HERE IS ANOTHER RANDOM PHOTO OF BRAD.

  • You know what, just forget it.

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    Only in Star this week, the world exclusive on Jennifer Aniston's dramatic split from Justin Theroux. Awesome timing, guys.

     

     

     

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