Kim Kardashian's 'Sex Tape' With Kanye West Shows the End Is Near (VIDEO)

nicole fabian-weberWhether you like it or not, if society were to put together a time capsule of the past few years, in it would go a lock of a Kardashian's hair extension, raven and shiny. Kim and co. have conquered the worlds of television, beauty products, clothing, home goods, incontinence, and the English language twice over. (Why the English language? Because it took everything in me to not write "Kim and co. have konquered the world ...) So, what's left? The porn industry! Onward and upward, people! Time for a Kim Kardashian/Kanye West sex tape! Well, sort of ...


About a month ago a picture of "Kim Kardashian" naked and eating breakfast in a hotel was posted on Twitter -- supposedly by "Kanye West" -- and unsurprisingly, it went viral. Turned out, though, the picture was actually of "44th hottest porn star in the world," Amia, not Kim. And now, Amia, taking a page out of the Kardashian School of Business, is parlaying this fame into something bigger: A Kim Kardashian/Kanye West parody porn.

The video, which is entitled, A True Reenactment -- Probably, features Amia, dressed in a white towel, asking her "momager" over the phone why she hasn't had any publicity in two hours. Then, "Kanye" arrives, and pornography magic is made.

So, what do we have to learn from this riveting piece of Kardashian information? Nothing really. Except that there's nothing left for the Kardashians to be involved/associated/whatever with. They've done it all. That's it. There isn't anything more. There's nowhere to go. When you're being parodied in a low-budget porn film, you're done. You can close your eyes at night, say, "My work is done here," and sleep fitfully. So, sweet dreams, Kimmy, sweet dreams.

Check out the "porn":

What else could the Kardashians endorse?


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