Dave Letterman Spoils 'Dark Knight Rises' Ending -- Or Does He? (VIDEO)

Spoiler alert! I don't want to spoil anyone's fun, so if you don't want to know what this post is about, just stop reading, okay? Anne Hathaway, who stars in the upcoming Batman: The Dark Knight Rises, appeared on (spoiler!) Late Night with David Letterman to talk about the (here it comes!) movie. And what did Dave do? What did he DO, people?!! Stop reading if you don't want to know!! He gave away the -- stop, please!!! -- ending of the film!!! Okay, so maybe he didn't. You know that Dave! Such a cut-up. But that didn't stop fans from going ballstastic crazy apeshit on him. Twitter was aflame with howls of DAVE YOU SPOILER!!! So what did Dave say exactly? If you don't want to know, don't, I repeat, DO NOT read after the jump ...


Oh, so you're here are you? Well, don't bitch at me when the movie is RUINED for you. Anyway, Anne was sitting there yapping away and Dave was all, "I saw the movie ... and in the end, Batman is ... "

Are you still reading??? What the hell is wrong with you?? I bet you went looking all over the house for your stashed Christmas gifts when you were a kid! I bet you tell people when they've got a surprise birthday party! Yeah, you hate surprises, don't you? Get some therapy!

Anyway, Dave was like, "Batman ... he is ... "


"Is... gay." No, no, people. That's just a little joke. Dave said, "Batman ... he is ... a cross-dressing serial killer." Ha. Just another little joke.

He said, "Batman, he is ... " Oh, just watch the video. You'll see. By the way, Dave has also let us know that Obama wins the 2012 election, Ian Somerhalder will play Christian Grey, and the world ends in 3014. Here's Dave spoiling it for everyone!

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