Drunkest 'Jersey Shore' Moments of All Time (PHOTOS)

Emily Abbate | Jun 13, 2012 Celebrities

Drunkest 'Jersey Shore' Moments

The words Jersey Shore and alcoholism go hand-in-hand like rainy days and movie-watching. For reals, though, can you imagine what watching an episode of the hit MTV show would be like if absolutely no drinking was involved? No Ron Ron juice? No pickle shots? Something tells me there wouldn't be a whole lot of action goin' on in the smush room.

Sure, the drinking may be a little (read: A LOT) excessive at times, but that's why you, me, and all of our gossipmonger friends stay tuned in.

In celebration of the crew's return back to Seaside Heights for the filming of season 6, let's take a look at some of the drunkest Jersey Shore moments from the past five seasons, shall we?

 

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  • Bath Time

    1

    This was hands-down one of the funniest moments from the Jersey Shore cast's time in Italy season 5, I think. Deena and Snooki are simply two meatballs in a pot of boiling water!

  • Fake Ronnie

    2

    Who can forget the hilarity that surrounded Fake Ronnie in season 3? You remember him, don't you? The gorilla that the guys had a good time with in the confessional? The same one Deena made out with?

    Heck, if you ask me, Fake Ronnie (AKA Dean) is better-looking than the real one!

  • Ohhhh, Uncle Nino

    3

    When Vinny Guadagnino's Uncle Nino is around, there's generally not a sober Sally in sight. This precious gem shows Deena gettin' down with her bad self (and Uncle Nino) at the end of summer party season 3.

  • Lecture Time

    4

    Who can forget the Snooki's big arrest episode back in season 3? Here's the pint-sized guidette getting a lecture from her father after being released from jail. Wow, ending up in jail after a day at the beach? That's some pretty intense drinking.

  • Snooki's Big Brawl

    5

    This. Was. Epic. Literally, I still remember shrieking watching the episode season 1 when Snooki got punched in the club. Was everyone schwasted? Yes. But it was really comforting to watch them all come together to protect her.

    Also, can we just note that most of the show's drunkest moments involved the momma-to-be? OK, cool.

  • Snack Time

    6

    Here I present you with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino chowing down on a sandwich in his bed while watching Pauly D get it on. You KNOW Pauly is drunk, because heck -- why would he be OK with that?!

    Only on Jersey Shore, I guess.

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