Kourtney Kardashian Doesn't Have 'Commitment Issues' -- She Has Scott Disick Issues

kourtney kardashiansYou know that lousy line, "It's not you, it's me"? Well, Kourtney Kardashian just put a new spin on that yarn. On Jimmy Kimmel Live she explained why she still hasn't married baby daddy Scott Disick.

"I have realised that I have major commitment problems during this pregnancy. I’m really claustrophobic, and all my issues – and I have a lot of them – they all stem from this thing. I can’t commit to anything… but I love Scott, and he is my partner.” Right. You love Scott, he is your partner, but you have all these "issues." I think we know what Kourtney's biggest issue is: Scott Disick.

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Yes, Kourtney is not a commitment-phobe. She's a Scott-phobe. And who can blame her? Clearly she's capable to committing to two children, a reality TV show, and various business partnerships with her family. Kourtney kan do kommitment, 'kay? It's that man, that partying, under-employed, whiny little man with his douchebag-dandy wardrobe.

But Kourtney isn't going to say that to a national audience. "Hey everybody! Scott Disick is too big a f*ck-up for me to marry, like, ever!" She's too nice -- or anyway, she's trying to play the good guy in this ongoing drama.

But I think we all know the score. Maybe Scott's been on his best behavior lately, but I we'll have to see him change a lot of diapers -- and stay home from a lot of Vegas trips -- before Kourtney starts seeing anything resembling the kind of man she'll actually want to marry. Actually, if anything, her willingness to take the blame and not call him a total f*ck up on TV shows she's cracking the door of hope open just the teensiest bit for Scott. If he has any brains at all he'll keep his act together.

Do you think Kourtney really has commitment issues or does she just have Scott Disick issues?

 

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